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Paranoid Parrot

Wanna start text with 'haha' better check my last 2 to make sure I haven't done that twice already

Wanna start text with 'haha' better check my last 2 to make sure I haven't done that twice already Paranoid Parrot
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I write in haiku The syllables worry me What if they are wrong?

I write in haiku The syllables worry me What if they are wrong? Paranoid Parrot
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no upvotes within 10 minutes of posting Better delete my post before someone notices

no upvotes within 10 minutes of posting Better delete my post before someone notices Paranoid Parrot
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Feel a slight tickleing sensation whilst in bed It is definitely a tarantula

Feel a slight tickleing sensation whilst in bed It is definitely a tarantula Paranoid Parrot
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Feels their angry eyes glaring over Hopes they don't fire the gun they have pointed at me

Feels their angry eyes glaring over Hopes they don't fire the gun they have pointed at me Paranoid Parrot
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take a shit, wipe for 5 minutes and pull up shorts there's definitely shit in my underwear

take a shit, wipe for 5 minutes and pull up shorts there's definitely shit in my underwear Paranoid Parrot
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hears a loud boom outside tactical nuke

hears a loud boom outside tactical nuke Paranoid Parrot
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Spells a complicated word right adds a letter at the end just to make sure spell check is still working properly

Spells a complicated word right adds a letter at the end just to make sure spell check is still working properly Paranoid Parrot
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Home alone still locks door while using bathroom

Home alone still locks door while using bathroom Paranoid Parrot
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wait until parents leave to refill tissues in bedroom

wait until parents leave to refill tissues in bedroom Paranoid Parrot
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