Paranoid Parrot

lost track of spider time to move

lost track of spider time to move  Paranoid Parrot

Tries to post witty content on reddit deletes it because it might be a re-post

Tries to post witty content on reddit deletes it because it might be a re-post  Paranoid Parrot

phone interview with company half way across the country wear a suit just in case they are watching

phone interview with company half way across the country wear a suit just in case they are watching  Paranoid Parrot

cat stares at ceiling ghost

cat stares at ceiling ghost  Paranoid Parrot

living alone Locks the bathroom door

living alone Locks the bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

car took the same three turns as you i'm being stalked

car took the same three turns as you i'm being stalked  Paranoid Parrot

Monitor goes blank while I'm away OMFG, better shake the mouse to make sure the computer still works!

Monitor goes blank while I'm away OMFG, better shake the mouse to make sure the computer still works!   Paranoid Parrot

Makes eye contact with professor during final exam Oh fuck she thinks i'm cheating

Makes eye contact with professor during final exam Oh fuck she 
thinks i'm cheating
  Paranoid Parrot

April 1st Not sure anything's real on Reddit

April 1st Not sure anything's real on Reddit  Paranoid Parrot

GIANT MOTHER SPIDERS will devour me in my sleep

GIANT MOTHER SPIDERS will devour me in my sleep  Paranoid Parrot
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