Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't see car immediately It's towed

Doesn't see car immediately It's towed  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to post on reddit Checks grammer for 10 minutes

Goes to post on reddit  Checks grammer for 10 minutes   Paranoid Parrot

walks into private restroom Checks ceiling for possible assailant

walks into private restroom Checks ceiling for possible assailant   Paranoid Parrot

Hits car behind him with cigarette butt drives 30 miles out of the way to avoid being followed home

Hits car behind him with cigarette butt  drives 30 miles out of the way to avoid being followed home  Paranoid Parrot

Hear noise in hallway Terrified all night long

Hear noise in hallway Terrified all night long  Paranoid Parrot

Cat claws the door at night murderers in the hallway

Cat claws the door at night murderers in the hallway  Paranoid Parrot

go piss check behind shower curtain

go piss check behind shower curtain  Paranoid Parrot

somebody walks behind you put car keys between your fingers just in case

somebody walks behind you put car keys between your fingers just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Plane flies over house it's gunna crash!

Plane flies over house it's gunna crash!  Paranoid Parrot

Thinks sound in house is serial killer. Nope. Chuck Testa.

Thinks sound in house is serial killer. Nope. Chuck Testa.  Paranoid Parrot
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