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Map says "you are here" how does it know?

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Weatherman says the temperature will drop overnight crank heat to 80

Weatherman says the temperature will drop overnight crank heat to 80  Paranoid Parrot

Andrea comments Amanda iss like...

Andrea comments Amanda iss like...  Paranoid Parrot

only proofread paper 4 times something's wrong

only proofread paper 4 times something's wrong  Paranoid Parrot

Drink Expiered yesterday I'm gunna get AIDS

Drink Expiered yesterday I'm gunna get AIDS  Paranoid Parrot

my side hurts Internal bleeding

my side hurts Internal bleeding  Paranoid Parrot

create a meme better post it quick so nobody steals it

create a meme better post it quick so nobody steals it  Paranoid Parrot

friend tells you she's pregnant omg i'm next!

friend tells you she's pregnant omg i'm next!  Paranoid Parrot

Mute laptop in class mute youtube video just in case

Mute laptop in class  mute youtube video just in case  Paranoid Parrot

LEG ITCHES MUST OF BEEN A SPIDER

LEG ITCHES MUST OF BEEN A SPIDER  Paranoid Parrot
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