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Paranoid Parrot

has made intricate plans with friends just in case the zombie apocalypse ever happens

has made intricate plans with friends just in case the zombie apocalypse ever happens Paranoid Parrot
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Uses fob to lock the door Better press it 8 times to make sure

Uses fob to lock the door Better press it 8 times to make sure Paranoid Parrot
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Makes sure i'm not dreaming before I pee

Makes sure i'm not dreaming before I pee Paranoid Parrot
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Public toilet water hit my bunghole from poop-splash now i have aids

Public toilet water hit my bunghole from poop-splash now i have aids Paranoid Parrot
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Walking behind strangers for too long changes route to not seem like a stalker

Walking behind strangers for too long changes route to not seem like a stalker Paranoid Parrot
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clicks on a nsfw link quickly deletes tab before it fully loads, someone was walking behind me

clicks on a nsfw link quickly deletes tab before it fully loads, someone was walking behind me Paranoid Parrot
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tornado on the other side of the country still hides in basement

tornado on the other side of the country still hides in basement Paranoid Parrot
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leave work 15 minutes early think everyone knows you're gone

leave work 15 minutes early think everyone knows you're gone Paranoid Parrot
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Six-month informal review I'm fired

Six-month informal review I'm fired Paranoid Parrot
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Finish watching scary movie late at night Turn lights off and jump into bed in one move

Finish watching scary movie late at night Turn lights off and jump into bed in one move Paranoid Parrot
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