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Paranoid Parrot

She doesnt wanna date me she must be a lesbian

She doesnt wanna date me she must be a lesbian Paranoid Parrot
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Boston Bombing? Osama Bin Laden is back

Boston Bombing? Osama Bin Laden is back Paranoid Parrot
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Check to see everything is in pockets and bag before walking out the door check again before driving way

Check to see everything is in pockets and bag before walking out the door check again before driving way Paranoid Parrot
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Calling work to tell them I'm sick Better make it *achoo* obvious over the phone or *cough-cough* they won't believe me

Calling work to tell them I'm sick Better make it *achoo* obvious over the phone or *cough-cough* they won't believe me Paranoid Parrot
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has a runny nose due to allergies Better go check to make sure this isn't brain fluid

has a runny nose due to allergies Better go check to make sure this isn't brain fluid Paranoid Parrot
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SAME CAR BEHIND ME FOR 20 MINUTES MAKE 4 RIGHT TURNS JUST IN CASE

SAME CAR BEHIND ME FOR 20 MINUTES MAKE 4 RIGHT TURNS JUST IN CASE Paranoid Parrot
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First email to new boss- is spell check on? Better type and delete gibberish 100 times to make sure

First email to new boss- is spell check on? Better type and delete gibberish 100 times to make sure Paranoid Parrot
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Watching videos at work Constantly check headphones to see if others can hear

Watching videos at work Constantly check headphones to see if others can hear Paranoid Parrot
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email wasn't professional enough. They're laughing at me i just know it.

email wasn't professional enough. They're laughing at me i just know it. Paranoid Parrot
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has car parked still pushing down the brake

has car parked still pushing down the brake Paranoid Parrot
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