Paranoid Parrot

Computer FREEZES OH GOD SO MANY VIRUSES

Computer FREEZES OH GOD SO MANY VIRUSES  Paranoid Parrot

I didn't order a pizza home invasion

I didn't order a pizza home invasion  Paranoid Parrot

See police car. Try not to look suspicious.

See police car. Try not to look suspicious.  Paranoid Parrot

Scratch crotch in public everyone thinks you have herpes

Scratch crotch in public everyone thinks you have herpes  Paranoid Parrot

wake up with a bug bite definitely bedbugs

wake up with a bug bite definitely bedbugs  Paranoid Parrot

plugged in toaster with wet hands dead and don't know it Caption 3 goes here

plugged in toaster with wet hands dead and don't know it Caption 3 goes here  Paranoid Parrot

wake up with sore neck meningitis

wake up with sore neck meningitis  Paranoid Parrot

manager asks "where are you going for lunch" she's on to me Caption 3 goes here

manager asks

friend gives his wife 'come hither' look marital rapist

friend gives his wife 'come hither' look marital rapist  Paranoid Parrot

writes hotmail username into yahoo login they're watching me

writes hotmail username into yahoo login they're watching me  Paranoid Parrot
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