Paranoid Parrot

gummy bears stare at you on the self at walmart theyre going to take over the world Caption 3 goes here

gummy bears stare at you on the self at walmart theyre going to take over the world Caption 3 goes here    Paranoid Parrot

"i don't know how to make this fucking voices go away they tell me to hurt myself they tell me to hurt others they don't let me sleep whenever i want to eat in public i suddenly start to hear them and i have to vomit they turn my life into hell all my fri

creates meme Everybody hates it

creates meme Everybody hates it  Paranoid Parrot

pharmacy tech rings up prescription and says "283" WTF!!! MY PRESCRIPTION CARD has been REVOKED Slides credit card on card reader and it says $2.83

pharmacy tech rings up prescription and says

Feel tickle inside asshole pinworms

Feel tickle inside asshole pinworms  Paranoid Parrot

watches zombie film thoroughly inspects vehicle for zombies before entering

watches zombie film thoroughly inspects vehicle for zombies before entering  Paranoid Parrot

mosquito bite omg west nile!

mosquito bite omg west nile!  Paranoid Parrot

Rash I have HIV

Rash I have HIV  Paranoid Parrot

walking home at night, see a person walking towards me this is the end

walking home at night, see a person walking towards me this is the end  Paranoid Parrot

Teacher asks to see him personally he's going to take advantage of me sexually

Teacher asks to see him personally he's going to take advantage of me sexually  Paranoid Parrot
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