Paranoid Parrot

Watch double-decker bus round corner wait for it to tip over and crush you

Watch double-decker bus round corner wait for it to tip over and crush you  Paranoid Parrot

Get High Every car is a cop car

Get High Every car is a cop car   Paranoid Parrot

recieve compliment think they are mocking you

recieve compliment think they are mocking you  Paranoid Parrot

Garbage can filled with kleenex Parents know

Garbage can filled with kleenex Parents know  Paranoid Parrot

Walk Past Police ACT NORMAL

Walk Past Police ACT NORMAL  Paranoid Parrot

crossing one way street looks both ways

crossing one way street looks both ways  Paranoid Parrot

Driving for 30 minutes. Did I forget to close the garage? U-Turn.

Driving for 30 minutes.  Did I forget to close the garage? U-Turn.   Paranoid Parrot

GIRL RETURNS BORROWED PANTS SNIFFS IT

GIRL RETURNS BORROWED PANTS SNIFFS IT  Paranoid Parrot

random headache in the middle of the afternoon brain tumor

random headache in the middle of the afternoon brain tumor  Paranoid Parrot

Over-bleached undershirt Everyone will think I jizzed my pants

Over-bleached undershirt Everyone will think I jizzed my pants  Paranoid Parrot
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