Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend says she feels sick im going to be a daddy

Girlfriend says she feels sick im going to be a daddy  Paranoid Parrot

Burger comes out juicy and tender "It must be raw!"

Burger comes out juicy and tender

pops a zit with a safety pin AIDS!

pops a zit with a safety pin AIDS!  Paranoid Parrot

Feel sick eating certain foods I have cancer!

Feel sick eating certain foods I have cancer!  Paranoid Parrot

Wake up at night about to be murdered.

Wake up at night about to be murdered.  Paranoid Parrot

Bug flies around face Oh, god I stink!

Bug flies around face Oh, god I stink!  Paranoid Parrot

have a slight headache Aneurysm

have a slight headache Aneurysm  Paranoid Parrot

Floor creaks house is haunted

Floor creaks house is haunted  Paranoid Parrot

Use bathroom at night run and jumo 2 feet into bed

Use bathroom at night run and jumo 2 feet into bed  Paranoid Parrot

Un lampione, mentre passeggi di notte, fa' cenno come di volersi spegnere oddio ho sviluppato poteri paranormali!!

Un lampione, mentre passeggi di notte, fa' cenno come di volersi spegnere oddio ho sviluppato poteri paranormali!!  Paranoid Parrot
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