Paranoid Parrot

Realize you've been locking your knees for 10 seconds I'm going to pass out!

Realize you've been locking your knees for 10 seconds I'm going to pass out!  Paranoid Parrot

silence in chat room everyones avoiding me !

silence in chat room everyones avoiding me !  Paranoid Parrot

hears ventilation system shut down at night Nice knowing you

hears ventilation system shut down at night Nice knowing you  Paranoid Parrot

Walk behind someone to same place fear they think you are following them

Walk behind someone to same place fear they think you are following them  Paranoid Parrot

Run out of breath Must have asthma

Run out of breath Must have asthma  Paranoid Parrot

"Would you like a box for that?" "No thanks." Waitress thinks I'm fat.

pooping in the bathroom someone is listening outside

pooping in the bathroom someone is 
listening outside  Paranoid Parrot

No one liked my meme i posted on facebook everyone hates me

No one liked my meme i posted on facebook everyone hates me  Paranoid Parrot

Spend all night building up fap folder delete it after i cum, incase someone uses my computer

Spend all night building up fap folder delete it after i cum, incase someone uses my computer  Paranoid Parrot

Black trash bag on the side of the road There's a body in there

Black trash bag on the side of the road There's a body in there  Paranoid Parrot
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