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Paranoid Parrot

Drove by cop doing 66mph in a 65mph zone crap, im about to get pulled over...

Drove by cop doing 66mph in a 65mph zone crap, im about to get pulled over... Paranoid Parrot
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Goes to public restroom Checks a million times to be sure it's the right gender

Goes to public restroom Checks a million times to be sure it's the right gender Paranoid Parrot
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Sent a text message 5 minutes ago no reply yet, resend to make sure they got it

Sent a text message 5 minutes ago no reply yet, resend to make sure they got it Paranoid Parrot
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speed fap before mom gets home she knows

speed fap before mom gets home she knows Paranoid Parrot
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IS PARANOID

IS PARANOID Paranoid Parrot
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Check under bed for monsters found none, but still convinced they are there

Check under bed for monsters found none, but still convinced they are there Paranoid Parrot
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Get invited to party pay entrance fee anyway

Get invited to party pay entrance fee anyway Paranoid Parrot
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Housemate away all week close and lock bathroom door before showering

Housemate away all week close and lock bathroom door before showering Paranoid Parrot
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Has to go to the bathroom during a test the teacher thinks i'm cheating

Has to go to the bathroom during a test the teacher thinks i'm cheating Paranoid Parrot
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Always wakes up before alarm Sets 3 alarms

Always wakes up before alarm Sets 3 alarms Paranoid Parrot
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