Paranoid Parrot

text girl and she doesnt respond she must hate me

text girl and she doesnt respond she must hate me  Paranoid Parrot

Teacher assigns 2 page paper due after the weekend 10 pt font in times new roman, 4 1/2 pages

Teacher assigns 2 page paper due after the weekend 10 pt font in times new roman, 4 1/2 pages  Paranoid Parrot

made loud noises whilst putting on my shoes so they know I'm still there just incase they start talking behind my back

made loud noises whilst putting on my shoes so they know I'm still there just incase they start talking behind my back  Paranoid Parrot

reddit is under heavy load right now check news for nuclear attack

reddit is under heavy load right now check news for nuclear attack  Paranoid Parrot

Finally finished packing suitcase Unpacks everything to make sure nothing was forgotten

Finally finished packing suitcase Unpacks everything to make sure nothing was forgotten  Paranoid Parrot

uses an incognito window clear browser history

uses an incognito window clear browser history  Paranoid Parrot

about to submit a link checks every subreddit to make sure it's not a repost

about to submit a link checks every subreddit to make sure it's not a repost  Paranoid Parrot

person with down syndrome holds breath

person with down syndrome holds breath  Paranoid Parrot

Safety seal on new milk jug doesn't make cracking sound Poison

Safety seal on new milk jug doesn't make cracking sound  Poison  Paranoid Parrot

Hears an ambulance outside "it's the zombie apocalypse!"

Hears an ambulance outside
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