Paranoid Parrot

My parents are acting a little odd They must be on to me

My parents are acting a little odd They must be on to me  Paranoid Parrot

Notices Paranoid Parrot thinks the same way he does Looks into ways to prevent mind-reading

Notices Paranoid Parrot thinks the same way he does Looks into ways to prevent mind-reading  Paranoid Parrot

Puts phone on silent turns it off

Puts phone on silent turns it off  Paranoid Parrot

Oh I locked my car? Better lock it again

Oh I locked my car? Better lock it again  Paranoid Parrot

Friend doesn't accept Xbox invite I'm the annoying friend no one wants to hang with.

Friend doesn't accept Xbox invite I'm the annoying friend no one wants to hang with.  Paranoid Parrot

99% health left on the tank? Get out and repair.

99% health left on the tank? Get out and repair.  Paranoid Parrot

writing a paper the night before it's due for class puts date of 2 days ago to make professor think I did it in a timely manner

writing a paper the night before it's due for class puts date of 2 days ago to make professor think I did it in a timely manner  Paranoid Parrot

About to post meme doesn't because scared no one will think it's funny

About to post meme doesn't because scared no one will think it's funny  Paranoid Parrot

person wipes nose wipe own nose to get rid of visible boogers

person wipes nose wipe own nose to get rid of visible boogers  Paranoid Parrot

Pooping in school constantly peep under the stalls to see if anyone is there

Pooping in school constantly peep under the stalls to see if anyone is there  Paranoid Parrot
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