Paranoid Parrot

Seaweed touches leg Freaks out thinks it's a jellyfish

Seaweed touches leg Freaks out thinks it's a jellyfish  Paranoid Parrot

phone call from unknown or out of state number I am going to jail

phone call from unknown or out of state number I am going to jail  Paranoid Parrot

always polite on omegle just in case it's someone you know

always polite on omegle just in case it's someone you know  Paranoid Parrot

talks with strangers on the internet interrupts conversation cause afraid of being recorded

talks with strangers on the internet interrupts conversation cause afraid of being recorded  Paranoid Parrot

Sees car pull into neighborhood behind you at midnight drives around randomly to make sure they aren't following you home.

Sees car pull into neighborhood behind you at midnight drives around randomly to make sure they aren't following you home.  Paranoid Parrot

Has to enter computer setup on boot f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2

Has to enter computer setup on boot f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2 f2   Paranoid Parrot

China is Hacking our computers And stealing our patents

China is Hacking our computers And stealing our patents  Paranoid Parrot

better check reddit don't want to miss the next inside joke

better check reddit don't want to miss the next inside joke  Paranoid Parrot

Deletes History after every Fap On PErsonal Laptop

Deletes History after every Fap On PErsonal Laptop  Paranoid Parrot

parents left me home alone i'm doomed.

parents left me home alone i'm doomed.  Paranoid Parrot
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