Paranoid Parrot

Person walking down the street on foggy night ZOMBIE!!!

Person walking down the street on foggy night ZOMBIE!!!  Paranoid Parrot

YOUR ARE OLDER WELD-ON (get it?!)

YOUR ARE OLDER WELD-ON (get it?!)  Paranoid Parrot

Reddit down for maintenance why is reddit down? Oh god my employer is finally on to me, reddit is blocked and i'm gonna get fired

Reddit down for maintenance why is reddit down? Oh god my employer is finally on to me, reddit is blocked and i'm gonna get fired  Paranoid Parrot

Sees there is a line outside the porta potties Makes sure its spotless inside so the next person doesn't think i peed all over the place

Sees there is a line outside the porta potties Makes sure its spotless inside so the next person doesn't think i peed all over the place  Paranoid Parrot

changes clothes in the bathroom so no one can see him naked though he lives alone

changes clothes in the bathroom so no one can see him naked though he lives alone  Paranoid Parrot

sees post is still sitting at 1 point better go check it to see if it's 2 upvotes and 1 downvote

sees post is still sitting at 1 point better go check it to see if it's 2 upvotes and 1 downvote  Paranoid Parrot

Try to kill a bug and fail It's going to crawl in my ear and lay eggs as revenge

Try to kill a bug and fail It's going to crawl in my ear and lay eggs as revenge   Paranoid Parrot

Sees post about a guy seeing a girl he knows on gw Checks guy's history to see if its an ex

Sees post about a guy seeing a girl he knows on gw Checks guy's history to see if its an ex  Paranoid Parrot

Reads Paranoid Parot catalog Everything seems sensible...

Reads Paranoid Parot catalog Everything seems sensible...  Paranoid Parrot

Going 49 in a 45 Oh god slow down, gonna get pulled over!

Going 49 in a 45 Oh god slow down, gonna get pulled over!  Paranoid Parrot
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