Paranoid Parrot

Light turns green Wait 3 seconds, look both ways, look both ways again

Light turns green Wait 3 seconds, look both ways, look both ways again  Paranoid Parrot

checks both ways before crossing the road thrice

checks both ways before crossing the road thrice  Paranoid Parrot

goes to bathroom at night check behind shower curtain

goes to bathroom at night  check behind shower curtain  Paranoid Parrot

My name's not Paulie n shuv that cracker up ur @ss

My name's not Paulie n shuv that cracker up ur @ss  Paranoid Parrot

Mom is calling grandma died

Mom is calling grandma died   Paranoid Parrot

Learning about psychological disorders in class Oh my God I have everything

Learning about psychological disorders in class Oh my God I have everything  Paranoid Parrot

Makes post Clicks on link to make sure it works

Makes post Clicks on link to make sure it works  Paranoid Parrot

It's April 1st Everything is a lie

It's April 1st  Everything is a lie  Paranoid Parrot

gets headrush oh god, brain cancer

gets headrush oh god, brain cancer  Paranoid Parrot

friend posts that facebook automatically gave them timeline spend rest of day making sure they didn't get mine too

friend posts that facebook automatically gave them timeline spend rest of day making sure they didn't get mine too  Paranoid Parrot
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