Paranoid Parrot

peed while taking silent poop makes fake pooping noise to make sure people don't think i pee sitting down

peed while taking silent poop makes fake pooping noise to make sure people don't think i pee sitting down  Paranoid Parrot

Guy walks in the bathroom after you take a dump.. Did I flush?

Guy walks in the bathroom after you take a dump.. Did I flush?  Paranoid Parrot

someone walks in while scratching balls they think im fapping

someone walks in while scratching balls they think im fapping  Paranoid Parrot

Cover head with blankets ...Invisible

Cover head with blankets ...Invisible  Paranoid Parrot

walk in class ten minutes early freak about a exam you dont even have Caption 3 goes here

walk in class ten minutes early freak about a exam you dont even have Caption 3 goes here  Paranoid Parrot

heard a police car siron there's a murderer in the house

heard a police car siron there's a murderer in the house  Paranoid Parrot

Sees spider when trying to sleep must kill before closing eyes

Sees spider when trying to sleep must kill before closing eyes  Paranoid Parrot

asshole itches worms in my butt

asshole itches worms in my butt  Paranoid Parrot

Submit link to Reddit double check to make sure correct link before anyone sees

Submit link to Reddit double check to make sure correct link before anyone sees  Paranoid Parrot

Think I see a ripple in a glass of water Definitely a t-rex

Think I see a ripple in a glass of water Definitely a t-rex
  Paranoid Parrot
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