Paranoid Parrot

Gets soap in eyes Fights the sting so the murderer behind the curtain doesn't catch me off guard

Gets soap in eyes Fights the sting so the murderer behind the curtain doesn't catch me off guard  Paranoid Parrot

Hears overly loud plane "So this is how it ends"

Hears overly loud plane

got up, mother still asleep she must be dead

got up, mother still asleep she must be dead  Paranoid Parrot

Single for months still erases text messages from girls

Single for months still erases text messages from girls  Paranoid Parrot

Roleplay at gas station /me robs the man. /b rp or i will call to admin.

Roleplay at gas station /me robs the man.
/b rp or i will call to admin.  Paranoid Parrot

music starts playing SOMEONE IS IN MY HOUSE PLAYING A DISC

music starts playing SOMEONE IS IN MY HOUSE PLAYING A DISC  Paranoid Parrot

Hears plane flying overhead Oh my god it's going to crash

Hears plane flying overhead Oh my god it's going to crash  Paranoid Parrot

receive one downvote on a post immediately delete from existence

receive one downvote on a post immediately delete from existence  Paranoid Parrot

MY FEARS WERE JUSTIFIED

MY FEARS WERE JUSTIFIED  Paranoid Parrot

Goes into bathroom checks behind shower curtain for murderer every single time

Goes into bathroom checks behind shower curtain for murderer every single time  Paranoid Parrot
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