Paranoid Parrot

Someone is running late and not answering their phone "I bet they're dead"

Someone is running late and not answering their phone

Someone just took the same turn as me drives to several random locations to lose them

Someone just took the same turn as me drives to several random locations to lose them  Paranoid Parrot

Go to Gmail and it asks to reenter password Someone must have it and logged in to spy

Go to Gmail and it asks to reenter password Someone must have it and logged in to spy  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriends on the pill? Better wear a condom and pull out

Girlfriends on the pill? Better wear a condom and pull out  Paranoid Parrot

looks through cute girls pictures on facebook Looks through them again to make sure i didn't accidentally like one

looks through cute girls pictures on facebook Looks through them again to make sure i didn't accidentally like one  Paranoid Parrot

crossing street at busy intersection i'm going to die

crossing street at busy intersection i'm going to die  Paranoid Parrot

Take out trash Sprint back to house

Take out trash Sprint back to house  Paranoid Parrot

noticed spider on the ceiling, rushed to get a shoe, now its gone sleeps with a shotgun

noticed spider on the ceiling, rushed to get a shoe, now its gone sleeps with a shotgun  Paranoid Parrot

Bryson took more than 10 seconds to respond Bryson was murdered i am now speaking to murderer

Bryson took more than 10 seconds to respond Bryson was murdered i am now speaking to murderer  Paranoid Parrot

iTCH MOVES TO DIFFERENT PART OF THE BODY tHERE ARE BUGS UNDER MY SKIN

iTCH  MOVES TO DIFFERENT PART OF THE BODY tHERE ARE BUGS UNDER MY SKIN  Paranoid Parrot
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