Paranoid Parrot

Go to nail salon, ladies chatting in a foreign language They're talking about you

Go to nail salon, ladies chatting in a foreign language They're talking about you  Paranoid Parrot

something brushed my leg while swimming in a lake river monsters Caption 3 goes here

something brushed my leg while swimming in a lake river monsters Caption 3 goes here  Paranoid Parrot

home alone never leave the room

home alone never leave the room  Paranoid Parrot

Caption picture everyone is going to hate this

Caption picture everyone is going to hate this  Paranoid Parrot

BLINKED TWICE TO GET AN EYELASH OUT OF MY EYE EVERYBODY THINKS I'M CRYING

BLINKED TWICE TO GET AN EYELASH OUT OF MY EYE EVERYBODY THINKS I'M CRYING  Paranoid Parrot

Comes up with creative/original meme searches for it on reddit to make sure its not a repost

Comes up with creative/original meme searches for it on reddit to make sure its not a repost  Paranoid Parrot

Leaves lemon lime gatoraid unattended in public place. Afraid to drink it because now it might be radiator fluid.

Leaves lemon lime gatoraid unattended in public place. Afraid to drink it because now it might be radiator fluid.  Paranoid Parrot

Leaving the house for a minute better check to make sure the oven is off

Leaving the house for a minute better check to make sure the oven is off  Paranoid Parrot

Taking a shower, drop the soap panic. I'm so fucked in prison...

Taking a shower, drop the soap panic. I'm so fucked in prison...  Paranoid Parrot

says normal sounding things in head just in case people are reading mind

says normal sounding things in head just in case people are reading mind  Paranoid Parrot
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