Paranoid Parrot

OH GOD the truck was hijacked

OH GOD the truck was hijacked  Paranoid Parrot

Pitt Reddit Meetup He's the bomber

Pitt Reddit Meetup He's the bomber  Paranoid Parrot

Is awake at 3:32 AM Starts praying rosary

Is awake at 3:32 AM Starts praying rosary  Paranoid Parrot

notices fly is down "was it ever up?"

notices fly is down

Singing in car Checks to see if phone is butt-dialing

Singing in car Checks to see if phone is butt-dialing  Paranoid Parrot

see a black guy carrying skittles and iced tea quick scope

see a black guy carrying skittles and iced tea quick scope  Paranoid Parrot

Send reply to individual from group email immediately go to "sent" folder to make sure it only went to them

Send reply to individual from group email immediately go to

See a cop Slow down, turn down the radio, are my lights on? Shit I'm going to Jail!

See a cop Slow down, turn down the radio, are my lights on? Shit I'm going to Jail!  Paranoid Parrot

sends an intimate text checks sent messages to make sure it sent to the right person

sends an intimate text checks sent messages to make sure it sent to the right person  Paranoid Parrot

UPDATE STATUS NO COMMENTS EVERYONE HATES ME

UPDATE STATUS
NO COMMENTS EVERYONE HATES ME  Paranoid Parrot
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