Paranoid Parrot

walk around the house at night run past windows because someone must be looking at him

walk around the house at night run past windows because someone must be looking at him  Paranoid Parrot

Brother says salam to me marriage proposal

Brother says salam to me marriage proposal  Paranoid Parrot

made eye contact with an ugly person they think i'm checking them out

made eye contact with an ugly person they think i'm checking them out  Paranoid Parrot

See everyone posting Halloween costumes Halloween is today and you forgot

See everyone posting Halloween costumes Halloween is today and you forgot  Paranoid Parrot

walks out of store without buying anything they think i stole something!

walks out of store without buying anything they think i stole something!  Paranoid Parrot

Send out email about your birthday party No responses after 5 minutes. All my friends hate me.

Send out email about your birthday party No responses after 5 minutes.  All my friends hate me.  Paranoid Parrot

Tells unite party member that he voted already. They know I voted Student Party.

Tells unite party member that he voted already. They know I voted Student Party.  Paranoid Parrot

Post on r/trees Going to jail

Post on r/trees Going to jail  Paranoid Parrot

Sunset slightly more red than usual nuclear apocalypse

Sunset slightly more red than usual nuclear apocalypse  Paranoid Parrot

NPC coughs I have Bubonic plague!

NPC coughs I have Bubonic plague!  Paranoid Parrot
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