Paranoid Parrot

Buying weed count money 12 times

Buying weed count money 12 times  Paranoid Parrot

hayden FUCKING RUN

hayden  FUCKING RUN  Paranoid Parrot

On my way home. Guy wearing a hoodie takes same route as me. Start running.

On my way home. Guy wearing a hoodie  takes same route as me. Start running.  Paranoid Parrot

set off metal detector at airport OH GOD I'M A TERRORIST

set off metal detector at airport OH GOD I'M A TERRORIST  Paranoid Parrot

jump onto the bed from three feet away don't want the kid from pet sematary ii to slash my achilles tendon

jump onto the bed from three feet away don't want the kid from
pet sematary ii to slash my achilles tendon  Paranoid Parrot

SINDRE DRITER MEG UT FORAN ANNIKEN BREKKE DEFEND-MODE

SINDRE DRITER MEG UT FORAN ANNIKEN BREKKE DEFEND-MODE  Paranoid Parrot

Read SAP comics fuck! they're talking about me

Read SAP comics fuck! they're talking about me  Paranoid Parrot

I can't fly?! Must be in Rio.

I can't fly?! Must be in Rio.  Paranoid Parrot

receive text from wrong number change cell phone companies.

receive text from wrong number change cell phone companies.   Paranoid Parrot

new client introduces himself as 'bill smith' fake name

new client introduces himself as 'bill smith' fake name  Paranoid Parrot
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