Paranoid Parrot

Joel doesn't write back oh god he hates me

Joel doesn't write back oh god he hates me  Paranoid Parrot

lock front door run back to make sure it's locked

lock front door run back to make sure it's locked  Paranoid Parrot

boyfriend sneezes i have aids

boyfriend sneezes i have aids  Paranoid Parrot

Wrist hurts Think I have carpal tunnel

Wrist hurts Think I have carpal tunnel  Paranoid Parrot

Set Alarm Check the clock ten more times before you try to fall asleep to make sure that you set it

Set Alarm Check the clock ten more times before you try to fall asleep to make sure that you set it  Paranoid Parrot

Check WebMD because of a cold I've got the chronic death

Check WebMD 
because of a cold I've got the 
chronic death   Paranoid Parrot

Wipes folds, wipes, checks, wipes again

Wipes folds, wipes, checks, wipes again  Paranoid Parrot

Fantasizes about girl in class Stops in case she can read minds

Fantasizes about girl in class Stops in case she can read minds  Paranoid Parrot

might have hit another letter while typing password better delete the whole thing and start over

might have hit another letter while typing password better delete the whole thing and start over  Paranoid Parrot

Triple checks that it's the male toilet before entering breathes a sigh of relief when he can actually see a urinal

Triple checks that it's the male toilet before entering breathes a sigh of relief when he can actually see a urinal  Paranoid Parrot
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