Paranoid Parrot

checks meme for any up votes 5 minutes after creating. repeats every hour just incase

checks meme for any up votes 5 minutes after creating.
repeats every hour just incase  Paranoid Parrot

unknown car pulls into driveway cia coming to take me away

unknown car pulls into driveway cia coming to take me away  Paranoid Parrot

Do you want the browser to remember this password? never

Do you want the browser to remember this password? never  Paranoid Parrot

NEIGHBOR KIDS YELLING BEING ATTACKED BY AX MURDERER

NEIGHBOR KIDS YELLING BEING ATTACKED BY AX MURDERER  Paranoid Parrot

heard a foreign language omg they are talking about me

heard a foreign language omg they are talking about me  Paranoid Parrot

Starts playing skyrim Loads save manually, doesn't trust the 'continue' option

Starts playing skyrim Loads save manually, doesn't trust the 'continue' option  Paranoid Parrot

Checks temperature, speed, and fuel every 5 minutes

Checks temperature, speed, and fuel every 5 minutes  Paranoid Parrot

Gas pump says "see cashier" Employee gonna steal my credit card number.

Gas pump says

Better delete it. They'll know from the writing style

Better delete it. They'll know from the writing style  Paranoid Parrot

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY CAR?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY CAR?  Paranoid Parrot
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