Paranoid Parrot

Asks where you're from FBI

Asks where you're from FBI  Paranoid Parrot

Sees police car Taxi

Sees police car Taxi  Paranoid Parrot

install prey on computer keep sticky note over webcam

install prey on computer keep sticky note over webcam  Paranoid Parrot

Forgot to use Incognito Time to get the hammer and a fresh Hard Disk

Forgot to use Incognito Time to get the hammer and a fresh Hard Disk  Paranoid Parrot

Person in front of me makes the same turns I make They think I'm going to murder them

Person in front of me makes the same turns I make They think I'm going to murder them  Paranoid Parrot

See someone with a cold sore That person has herpes

See someone with a cold sore That person has herpes  Paranoid Parrot

Dick touches public toilet. Herpes.

Dick touches public toilet. Herpes.   Paranoid Parrot

Gets phone call while naked better put on pants before answering

Gets phone call while naked better put on pants before answering   Paranoid Parrot

Guy I barely know starts commenting and liking my things on Facebook He must like me

Guy I barely know starts commenting and liking my things on Facebook He must like me  Paranoid Parrot

has the feeling this is the wrong bus stop best wait here for an hour just in case

has the feeling this is the wrong bus stop best wait here for an hour just in case  Paranoid Parrot
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