Paranoid Parrot

Reddit has internal error while browsing at work Admin is on to me. I'm about to lose my job

Reddit has internal error while browsing at work Admin is on to me. I'm about to lose my job  Paranoid Parrot

Notice pattern on multiple choice test my answers are all wrong

Notice pattern on multiple choice test my answers are all wrong  Paranoid Parrot

Hear a floorboard creak KEVIN FOUND OUT WHERE I LIVED!

Hear a floorboard creak KEVIN FOUND OUT WHERE I LIVED!  Paranoid Parrot

ordered a pizza delivery i just know it's going to be piss cold

ordered a pizza delivery i just know it's going to be piss cold  Paranoid Parrot

walk into room at night with window shades open they're watching me

walk into room at night with window shades open they're watching me  Paranoid Parrot

Going to public toilet, Check if door is locked CHeck again

Going to public toilet, Check if door is locked CHeck again   Paranoid Parrot

Elevator makes a strange noise this is the end

Elevator makes a strange noise this is the end  Paranoid Parrot

Fastow where did you go for an hour? Im not telling you

Fastow where did you go for an hour? Im not telling you   Paranoid Parrot

Asked to be friends best man nightmares about organising a shit stag do

Asked to be friends best man nightmares about organising a shit stag do  Paranoid Parrot

Inhale exhaust fumes Life shortened by five years

Inhale exhaust fumes Life shortened by 
five years  Paranoid Parrot
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