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Paranoid Parrot

Sunburnt skin starts peeling I have Ebola

Sunburnt skin starts peeling I have Ebola Paranoid Parrot
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car in front of me has made the same turn as me 5 times now they must somehow be reverse-following me

car in front of me has made the same turn as me 5 times now they must somehow be reverse-following me Paranoid Parrot
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crosses one way street looks both ways

crosses one way street looks both ways Paranoid Parrot
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Doesn't trust programs running in the background Ctrl+Shift+Esc End process everything

Doesn't trust programs running in the background Ctrl+Shift+Esc End process everything Paranoid Parrot
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Walk out of store emptyhanded They think I'm stealing

Walk out of store emptyhanded They think I'm stealing Paranoid Parrot
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Throw trash into compactor chute Frantically check pockets for phone and wallet

Throw trash into compactor chute Frantically check pockets for phone and wallet Paranoid Parrot
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Emails Boss Frantically worries about tone of email !

Emails Boss Frantically worries about tone of email ! Paranoid Parrot
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Knows he has more than enough money in account still worried card will get declined at checkout

Knows he has more than enough money in account still worried card will get declined at checkout Paranoid Parrot
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one downote? delete post

one downote? delete post Paranoid Parrot
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Masturbating during thunderstorm SOMEONE IS TAKING PICTURES OF ME

Masturbating during thunderstorm SOMEONE IS TAKING PICTURES OF ME Paranoid Parrot
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