Paranoid Parrot

clicks on scare gif by accident, at night doesn't go to sleep til it's light outside

clicks on scare gif by accident, at night doesn't go to sleep til it's light outside  Paranoid Parrot

stung by bee imagines throat swelling up for next two days

stung by bee imagines throat swelling up for next two days  Paranoid Parrot

uploads imager to imgur then reddit in less than a millisecond in fear that someone on the internet might find it and post it before him

uploads imager to imgur then reddit in less than a millisecond in fear that someone on the internet might find it and post it before him  Paranoid Parrot

Turn off all lights and is going to hallway to room Checks each room for ghosts murderers before arriving to bedroom

Turn off all lights and is going to hallway to room Checks each room for ghosts murderers before arriving to bedroom  Paranoid Parrot

Headache Brain Tumor

Headache Brain Tumor  Paranoid Parrot

sits on warm seat omg touched butts

sits on warm seat omg touched butts  Paranoid Parrot

You are doing that too much...try again in 3 minutes They know where I live

You are doing that too much...try again in 3 minutes They know where I live  Paranoid Parrot

My keyless entry system code didn't work Oh, god, they must have fired me!

My keyless entry system code didn't work Oh, god, they must have fired me!  Paranoid Parrot

Get home drunk, take a long piss IT'S obvious

Get home drunk, take a long piss IT'S obvious  Paranoid Parrot

Cute girl on train asks to borrow phone. Can't let her use it.

Cute girl on train asks to borrow phone. Can't let her use it.  Paranoid Parrot
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