Paranoid Parrot

Abnormally loud plane passes over Fuck, we're getting bombed

Abnormally loud plane passes over Fuck, we're getting bombed  Paranoid Parrot

Wants to sing along with a song on the radio makes sure phone hasn't pocket dialed someone first

Wants to sing along with a song on the radio makes sure phone hasn't pocket dialed someone first  Paranoid Parrot

Reddit and Runescape down at the same time? Coincidence? I think not.

Reddit and Runescape down at the same time? Coincidence? I think not.  Paranoid Parrot

didn't say Here loud enough professor thinks i'm absent

didn't say Here loud enough professor thinks i'm absent  Paranoid Parrot

Read words on girl's shirt She thinks I'm staring at her tits

Read words on girl's shirt She thinks I'm staring at her tits  Paranoid Parrot

tip of dick touches inside of toilet bowl aids

tip of dick touches inside of toilet bowl aids  Paranoid Parrot

Types word that doesn't look right dfdgfdgfgd to see if spell checker is working

Types word that doesn't look right dfdgfdgfgd to see if spell checker is working  Paranoid Parrot

Sits on the toilet Is that a camera?

Sits on the toilet Is that a camera?  Paranoid Parrot

check webmd dying.

check webmd dying.  Paranoid Parrot

Clicks lock on the car remote, horn goes off as verification Better do it 5 more times to be sure

Clicks lock on the car remote, horn goes off as verification Better do it 5 more times to be sure  Paranoid Parrot
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