Paranoid Parrot

save paper in word check that it saved 5 times

save paper in word check that it saved 5 times  Paranoid Parrot

Period one day late I'm pregnant

Period one day late I'm pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

Dog itches herself bathe her three times with anti flea shampoo

Dog itches herself bathe her three times with anti flea shampoo  Paranoid Parrot

Someone glances at computer screen They know my secrets

Someone glances at computer screen They know my secrets  Paranoid Parrot

throw away coworkers lunch on accident no response in chat. HE HATES ME

throw away coworkers lunch on accident no response in chat. HE HATES ME  Paranoid Parrot

small talk with priest awkward he knows i lost my faith

small talk with priest awkward he knows i lost my faith  Paranoid Parrot

Out of lube parents found my stash

Out of lube parents found my stash  Paranoid Parrot

Car follows you into your neighborhood it's the feds

Car follows you into  your neighborhood it's the feds  Paranoid Parrot

Get high & pass a cop he knows.

Get high & pass a cop he knows.  Paranoid Parrot

Someone touches their nose mid-conversation I have boogers

Someone touches their nose mid-conversation I have boogers  Paranoid Parrot
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