Paranoid Parrot

See fly on ceiling. Don't take your eyes off it.

See fly on ceiling. Don't take your eyes off it.  Paranoid Parrot

Redditors complaining about slow drivers They probably live in my neighborhood

Redditors complaining about slow drivers They probably live in my neighborhood  Paranoid Parrot

Lives Alone still shuts bathroom door so no one can see

Lives Alone still shuts bathroom door so no one can see  Paranoid Parrot

"Hey man, your brake light is out, let me show you" no thanks, i'll check it myself with a cinder block on the brake

told friends i posted to small subreddit they're watching me

told friends i posted to small subreddit they're watching me  Paranoid Parrot

yield sign? more like a triangular stop sign

yield sign?  more like a triangular stop sign  Paranoid Parrot

Posts don't get upvotes "people I've pissed off are downvoting"

Posts don't get upvotes

hears a dog with a collar running in the woods wolf

hears a dog with a collar running in the woods wolf   Paranoid Parrot

triangle on desk the illuminati are watching me

triangle on desk the illuminati are watching me  Paranoid Parrot

posts about 4/20 people are going to think i smoke pot

posts about 4/20 people are going to think i smoke pot  Paranoid Parrot
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