Paranoid Parrot

Toilet flushes automatically checks just to make sure

Toilet flushes automatically checks just to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

stopped seeing this meme lately lawer cats gonna find me

stopped seeing this meme lately lawer cats gonna find me  Paranoid Parrot

Recieves parfume for christmas they think i smell bad

Recieves parfume for christmas they think i smell bad  Paranoid Parrot

adds nsfw to subreddits removes it every time he gets off to make sure if someone breaks into the house that knows how to use reddit they won't see it

adds nsfw to subreddits removes it every time he gets off to make sure if someone breaks into the house that knows how to use reddit they won't see it  Paranoid Parrot

dog comes in while having sex with girlfriend shes gonna tell my parents when they get home

dog comes in while having sex with girlfriend shes gonna tell my parents when they get home  Paranoid Parrot

Lives alone Still faps with door closed

Lives alone Still faps with door closed  Paranoid Parrot

5 min after leaving, unsure if apartment's locked. Today is the day I get robbed!

5 min after leaving, unsure if apartment's locked. Today is the day I get robbed!  Paranoid Parrot

call from "unknown number" my time has come

call from

Watch american horror story run out of house to make sure you can

Watch american horror story run out of house to make sure you can  Paranoid Parrot

Hears symptoms of illness self diagnoses himself

Hears symptoms of illness self diagnoses himself  Paranoid Parrot
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