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upvote a post about michael clark duncan passing away post in comments that you only upvoted because you are a fan, not a jerk

upvote a post about michael clark duncan passing away post in comments that you only upvoted because you are a fan, not a jerk  Paranoid Parrot

Has relevant story to topic at hand Keep it to myself, so as not to link real life with reddit username

Has relevant story to topic at hand Keep it to myself, so as not to link real life with reddit username  Paranoid Parrot

GETS NEW MAIL ON REDDIT "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?"

GETS NEW MAIL ON REDDIT

Go out in public with my parents everybody thinks I still live with them

Go out in public with my parents everybody thinks I still live with them  Paranoid Parrot

Meme doesn't take off in first 24 hours Deletes it and pretends it never happened

Meme doesn't take off in first 24 hours Deletes it and pretends it never happened  Paranoid Parrot

Drinks water brushes teeth

Drinks water brushes teeth  Paranoid Parrot

Abdominal Pain and diarrhea Giardia Intestinalis

Abdominal Pain and diarrhea Giardia Intestinalis  Paranoid Parrot

Phone rings when home alone Everybody i know died in a horrible accident

Phone rings when home alone Everybody i know died in a horrible accident  Paranoid Parrot

loses keys runs out to car to make sure it's not stolen

loses keys  runs out to car to make sure it's not stolen   Paranoid Parrot

Changes out of embarrassing pajamas to go get the mail

Changes out of embarrassing pajamas to go get the mail  Paranoid Parrot
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