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Paranoid Parrot

MOMS CALLING DAD DIED

MOMS CALLING DAD DIED Paranoid Parrot
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Makes post on reddit checks back every three seconds to see how much karma i have lost

Makes post on reddit checks back every three seconds to see how much karma i have lost Paranoid Parrot
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Listens to music with headphones on constantly checks if someones calling

Listens to music with headphones on constantly checks if someones calling Paranoid Parrot
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TSA bodyscan They're laughing at my penis

TSA bodyscan They're laughing at my penis Paranoid Parrot
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no one is home still masturbates with the door shut and no sound

no one is home still masturbates with the door shut and no sound Paranoid Parrot
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Doesn't flush at night so burglars don't know I'm here

Doesn't flush at night so burglars don't know I'm here Paranoid Parrot
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found a single bug in my room THERE MUST BE A NEST

found a single bug in my room THERE MUST BE A NEST Paranoid Parrot
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Hears a strange noise while trying to sleep better open my eyes to make sure there is not a monster

Hears a strange noise while trying to sleep better open my eyes to make sure there is not a monster Paranoid Parrot
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sets alarm clock cant sleep properly fearing alarm clock may not go off

sets alarm clock cant sleep properly fearing alarm clock may not go off Paranoid Parrot
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check gonewild everyday to make sure my S.o. Isn't posting

check gonewild everyday to make sure my S.o. Isn't posting Paranoid Parrot
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