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Paranoid Parrot

When my dog watches me drink from the milk carton I stop because people might be watching me through his eyes

When my dog watches me drink from the milk carton I stop because people might be watching me through his eyes Paranoid Parrot
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Goes into public restroom Verifies there are urinals

Goes into public restroom Verifies there are urinals Paranoid Parrot
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Knows the drink is only 99 cents no tax brings spare change anyway

Knows the drink is only 99 cents no tax brings spare change anyway Paranoid Parrot
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Can't sleep too paranoid I could get caught

Can't sleep too paranoid I could get caught Paranoid Parrot
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Driving car after 4 days not using it. hears a typical vehicle noise what's wrong with my car?!

Driving car after 4 days not using it. hears a typical vehicle noise what's wrong with my car?! Paranoid Parrot
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"weather forecast: slight chance of showers" get to high ground!
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Pulled over by the cops sober, but still slur words

Pulled over by the cops sober, but still slur words Paranoid Parrot
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Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night Avoid All Mirrors

Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night Avoid All Mirrors Paranoid Parrot
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period 3 days late was that a kick?

period 3 days late was that a kick? Paranoid Parrot
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Everytime he eats OH GOD I'M GOING TO CHOKE AT ANY MOMENT Caption 3 goes here

Everytime he eats OH GOD I'M GOING TO CHOKE AT ANY MOMENT Caption 3 goes here Paranoid Parrot
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