Paranoid Parrot

Reads about what paranoid parrot does online i am paranoid parrot?

Reads about what paranoid parrot does online i am paranoid parrot?  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend gets off work at 9PM, Doesn't call until 10PM She's cheating on me

Girlfriend gets off work at 9PM, Doesn't call until 10PM She's cheating on me  Paranoid Parrot

Polish friend comes over hide all valuables

Polish friend comes over hide all valuables  Paranoid Parrot

Gilrfriend touches MAC Oh no it's broken!

Gilrfriend touches MAC Oh no it's broken!   Paranoid Parrot

Person doesn't reply to text They hate you

Person doesn't reply to text They hate you  Paranoid Parrot

get called to office I'm getting expelled

get called to office I'm getting expelled  Paranoid Parrot

Sleepover Wait for everyone else to fall asleep first

Sleepover  Wait for everyone else to fall asleep first  Paranoid Parrot

leave pudding cup out all night ANTS

leave pudding cup out all night ANTS  Paranoid Parrot

Walking across campus at night Suddenly Everyone looks like a rapist

Walking across campus at night Suddenly Everyone looks like a rapist  Paranoid Parrot

turn off the lights in basement run the fuck upstairs

turn off the lights in basement run the fuck upstairs  Paranoid Parrot
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