Paranoid Parrot

DRIVE OVER PLASTIC BAG IN THE ROAD FUCK, I HIT A CAT!

DRIVE OVER PLASTIC BAG IN THE ROAD FUCK, I HIT A CAT!  Paranoid Parrot

Discovers new technology Doesn't FUCKING USE IT

Discovers new technology Doesn't FUCKING USE IT  Paranoid Parrot

driving between 2 semi's death trap

driving between 2 semi's death trap  Paranoid Parrot

Writes all the state names for quiz double checks "virginia" to make sure did not write "vagina"

Writes all the state names for quiz double checks

Realizes if burglar really wanted in a house They could just break the window

Realizes if burglar really wanted in a house They could just break the window  Paranoid Parrot

Change facebook password Forgot new password think I'm hacked

Change facebook password Forgot new password think I'm hacked  Paranoid Parrot

power goes out when it isn't storming terrorist attack

power goes out when it isn't storming terrorist attack  Paranoid Parrot

HEY BABE, I'll talk to you later, I'm going to bed. play three hours of black ops

HEY BABE, I'll talk to you later, I'm going to bed. play three hours of black ops  Paranoid Parrot

Putting Plug in a socket Chances of Electrocution: 99%

Putting Plug in a socket Chances of Electrocution: 99%  Paranoid Parrot

wants to post negative meme about parents makes another reddit account

wants to post negative meme about parents makes another reddit account  Paranoid Parrot
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