Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend is sick Oh god I got you pregnant

Girlfriend is sick Oh god I got you pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

Go to the bathroom Check for spiders in toilet paper roll.

Go to the bathroom Check for spiders in toilet paper roll.  Paranoid Parrot

April 1st National "Don't trust anyone" day

April 1st National

Just bought waterproof watch take it off before getting in water, just in case

Just bought waterproof watch take it off before getting in water, just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Cop passes going opposite direction Looks in mirrors to make sure he doesn't make a U-Turn

Cop passes going opposite direction Looks in mirrors to make sure he doesn't make a U-Turn  Paranoid Parrot

See a PARKED RV MEth lab!!!

See a PARKED RV MEth lab!!!  Paranoid Parrot

Edits & saves image Opens image before uploading.

Edits & saves image Opens image before uploading.  Paranoid Parrot

Order steak for last meal suspect its poisoned

Order steak for last meal suspect its poisoned  Paranoid Parrot

slight random body pain shit I'm about to die

slight random body pain shit I'm about to die  Paranoid Parrot

DOG HAS BEEN SNIFFING ME A LOT LATELY CANCER!

DOG HAS BEEN SNIFFING ME A LOT LATELY CANCER!  Paranoid Parrot
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