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Paranoid Parrot

Browser self closes during intense research on conspiracy theories Oh god..they are outside...

Browser self closes during intense research on conspiracy theories Oh god..they are outside... Paranoid Parrot
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Poops at a friends house Puts the toilet seat up so nobody knows he pooped

Poops at a friends house Puts the toilet seat up so nobody knows he pooped Paranoid Parrot
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Turn down volume Switch to vibrate enable airplane mode

Turn down volume Switch to vibrate enable airplane mode Paranoid Parrot
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Guy next to you sneezes Holds breath

Guy next to you sneezes Holds breath Paranoid Parrot
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has an exam the following morning Checks phone 10 times before going to sleep to make sure alarm and backup alarms are set

has an exam the following morning Checks phone 10 times before going to sleep to make sure alarm and backup alarms are set Paranoid Parrot
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Driving the speed limit slows down

Driving the speed limit slows down Paranoid Parrot
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Posts a link in a comment Checks it in five different tabs after posting

Posts a link in a comment Checks it in five different tabs after posting Paranoid Parrot
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miss ex-girlfriend have jealiseptic fits when she hangs out with other people

miss ex-girlfriend have jealiseptic fits when she hangs out with other people Paranoid Parrot
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Doorbell rings on tv lock front door

Doorbell rings on tv lock front door Paranoid Parrot
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girls are not, both smart and hot

girls are not, both smart and hot Paranoid Parrot
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