Paranoid Parrot

They're laughing at you not with you

They're laughing at you not with you  Paranoid Parrot

Lost a tooth while sleeping get an x-ray

Lost a tooth while sleeping get an x-ray  Paranoid Parrot

Jenny likes "See how visited your FB Profile" NOOo now they all know!

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check out 911 truther site mossad is monitoring me

check out 911 truther site mossad is monitoring me  Paranoid Parrot

left laundry in dryer for five minutes over someone is stealing my laundry

left laundry in dryer for five minutes over someone is stealing my laundry  Paranoid Parrot

Post Facebook status update criticising corporate America I'll never get a job again

Post Facebook status update criticising corporate America I'll never get a job again  Paranoid Parrot

takes phone to meeting checks the ringer is off 28 times

takes phone to meeting checks the ringer is off 28 times  Paranoid Parrot

Use hand sanitizer before eating Call poison control

Use hand sanitizer before eating Call poison control  Paranoid Parrot

one bad grade you are gonna end up living on the streets

one bad grade you are gonna end up living on the streets  Paranoid Parrot

tells boyfriend he only has good memes for paranoia parrot hopes doesn't get comment back like oh okay then cause makes him feel even more paranoid that his boyfriend thinks he has problems

tells boyfriend he only has good memes for paranoia parrot hopes doesn't get comment back like oh okay then cause makes him feel even more paranoid that his boyfriend thinks he has problems  Paranoid Parrot
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