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Paranoid Parrot

family member walks in when i am on my computer don't click anything so they don't suspect i was looking at something bad

family member walks in when i am on my computer don't click anything so they don't suspect i was looking at something bad Paranoid Parrot
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Girlfriend strips on video chat for anniversary Hangs up and checks the house to make sure no one will see.

Girlfriend strips on video chat for anniversary Hangs up and checks the house to make sure no one will see. Paranoid Parrot
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Does a "One word to describe you (like)" status...girl likes it One word: voluptuous...she doesn't respond in 30 seconds...shit...she thinks I'm perverted!

Does a
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One More Year To Live...

One More Year To Live... Paranoid Parrot
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accidentally clicks nsfw link backpage to the beginning of time

accidentally clicks nsfw link backpage to the beginning of time Paranoid Parrot
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Uses bathroom when roommate is gone still locks the door

Uses bathroom when roommate is gone still locks the door Paranoid Parrot
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*leaving a silent room full of people* They're going to talk about me

*leaving a silent room full of people* They're going to talk about me Paranoid Parrot
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enter stall that is pissed all over toilet and trashed wait til everyone leaves so next person wont think it was me

enter stall that is pissed all over toilet and trashed wait til everyone leaves so next person wont think it was me Paranoid Parrot
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6 posts about unexpected pregnancy in a row it's a sign

6 posts about unexpected pregnancy in a row it's a sign Paranoid Parrot
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Enter a public toilet and the seat is down Do I really want to lift that lid...

Enter a public toilet and the seat is down Do I really want to lift that lid... Paranoid Parrot
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