Paranoid Parrot

Hears stink bug Goes on mission to find and kill it before it has a chance to sneak up on you

Hears stink bug Goes on mission to find and kill it before it has a chance to sneak up on you  Paranoid Parrot

Buys drink with credit card at school hits end transaction... end end end end end end

Buys drink with credit card at school hits end transaction... end end end end end end  Paranoid Parrot

leaving the retail store with new clothes tenses up walking through security scanners

leaving the retail store with new clothes tenses up walking through security scanners  Paranoid Parrot

Thinks someone is following him at night drives evasively

Thinks someone is following him at night drives evasively   Paranoid Parrot

Leaves room "They're talking about me."

Leaves room

afk for 30 seconds shuts down

afk for 30 seconds shuts down  Paranoid Parrot

Teacher gives compliment in class Everyone thinks I am a teachers pet

Teacher gives compliment in class Everyone thinks I am a teachers pet  Paranoid Parrot

GF heard that i had a reddit account username deleted

GF heard that i had a reddit account username deleted  Paranoid Parrot

cop behind me so busted

cop behind me so busted  Paranoid Parrot

watch shark week stay the fuck out of the ocean

watch shark week stay the fuck out of the ocean  Paranoid Parrot
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