Paranoid Parrot

See neighbors outside after fapping They saw me

See neighbors outside after fapping They saw me  Paranoid Parrot

squeeze check, lock check thirty times

squeeze check, lock check thirty times  Paranoid Parrot

Just got phone hooked up in new place *ring ring* ..oh fuck..

Just got phone hooked up in new place *ring ring* 
..oh fuck..  Paranoid Parrot

walk in a room and the cat runs foiled an ambush

walk in a room and the cat runs foiled an ambush  Paranoid Parrot

10 minutes early, Date isn't there yet Won't show

10 minutes early, Date isn't there yet Won't show  Paranoid Parrot

feels a pain in head it's a tumor

feels a pain in head it's a tumor  Paranoid Parrot

LOOKS FORWARD TO SATURDAY ALL WEEK HAS NOTHING PLANNED: ANXIETY

LOOKS FORWARD TO SATURDAY ALL WEEK HAS NOTHING PLANNED: ANXIETY  Paranoid Parrot

SLIGHT PAIN IN CHEST "Yep. I'm having a heart attack."

SLIGHT PAIN IN CHEST

Friends Find you on Reddit immediate urge to make a new account

Friends Find you on Reddit immediate urge to make a new account  Paranoid Parrot

Attach a electromagnet to hdd, with switch nearby in case of police raid

Attach a electromagnet to hdd, with switch nearby in case of police raid  Paranoid Parrot
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