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Paranoid Parrot

About to use the bathroom Checks behind shower curtain

About to use the bathroom Checks behind shower curtain Paranoid Parrot
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Litters in the street Immediately picks trash back up so that others can't find fingerprints

Litters in the street Immediately picks trash back up so that others can't find fingerprints Paranoid Parrot
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Had to spell check 'beastiality' Go incognito

Had to spell check 'beastiality' Go incognito Paranoid Parrot
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Friend asks to use your phone Delete browser history before handing it over

Friend asks to use your phone Delete browser history before handing it over Paranoid Parrot
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Check phone to make sure alarm is set Check again 5 minutes later, just to be sure

Check phone to make sure alarm is set Check again 5 minutes later, just to be sure Paranoid Parrot
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Creates internet meme wonders why no one has liked it 5 seconds later

Creates internet meme wonders why no one has liked it 5 seconds later Paranoid Parrot
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posts new paranoid parrot meme checks every other meme to make sure it's not a reepost

posts new paranoid parrot meme checks every other meme to make sure it's not a reepost Paranoid Parrot
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eat chicken wait for salmonella to kick in

eat chicken wait for salmonella to kick in Paranoid Parrot
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Drink, wake up nauseous take pregnancy test

Drink, wake up nauseous take pregnancy test Paranoid Parrot
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Singing in the car triple check the back seat

Singing in the car triple check the back seat Paranoid Parrot
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