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Paranoid Parrot

Lab instructor you've never talked to knows your name Try to figure out if you've done something to anger her

Lab instructor you've never talked to knows your name Try to figure out if you've done something to anger her Paranoid Parrot
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Someone follows you into calder residence must be an assassin

Someone follows you into calder residence must be an assassin Paranoid Parrot
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thinks he's being chased by his own shadow

thinks he's being chased by his own shadow Paranoid Parrot
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Spend long time in bathroom Parents think I'm masturbating

Spend long time in bathroom Parents think I'm masturbating Paranoid Parrot
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"My roommate is always..." Shit
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Notices surge in # of school shootings always has an exit strategy

Notices surge in # of school shootings always has an exit strategy Paranoid Parrot
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Mute my laptop and plug in earphones So no sound will come out during class

Mute my laptop and plug in earphones So no sound will come out during class Paranoid Parrot
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Stranger walking closely by when entering your car Shut door, Lock doors, start car, check mirrors

Stranger walking closely by when entering your car Shut door, Lock doors, start car, check mirrors Paranoid Parrot
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Overnight security guard that listens to music turns down volume at swear words

Overnight security guard that listens to music turns down volume at swear words Paranoid Parrot
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Doesn't post pictures of face on internet In case it becomes a successful mean meme

Doesn't post pictures of face on internet In case it becomes a successful mean meme Paranoid Parrot
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