Paranoid Parrot

Stomach pains after eating chinese I ATE DOG

Stomach pains after eating chinese I ATE DOG
  Paranoid Parrot

Internet friend hasn't logged on in a week he must have died

Internet friend hasn't logged on in a week he must have died  Paranoid Parrot

Black guy saw me looking at him He thinks I'm racist

Black guy saw me looking at him He thinks I'm racist  Paranoid Parrot

Don't use smilies OMFG HE'S BEING SERIOUS

Don't use smilies OMFG HE'S BEING SERIOUS  Paranoid Parrot

Walk past Victoria's Secret Everyone thinks I'm a pervert

Walk past Victoria's Secret Everyone thinks I'm a pervert  Paranoid Parrot

non hai trovato quello che cercavi paura che ti prendano per ladro uscendo dal negozio

non hai trovato quello che cercavi paura che ti prendano per ladro uscendo dal negozio  Paranoid Parrot

see birds on telephone wire run home lock door

see birds on telephone wire 
run home lock door  Paranoid Parrot

Watch Paranormal Activity Scared shitless for weeks despite being married 40 something male with 3 kids

Watch Paranormal Activity Scared shitless for weeks despite being married 40 something male with 3 kids
  Paranoid Parrot

Like someone's answer to anon they think i asked the question

Like someone's answer to anon they think i asked the question  Paranoid Parrot

step outside - street empty Apocalypse

step outside - street empty Apocalypse   Paranoid Parrot
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