Paranoid Parrot

sees cop on highway while doing speed limit slows down and checks mirrors for next five miles

sees cop on highway while doing speed limit slows down and checks mirrors for next five miles  Paranoid Parrot

Tornado siren test goes off every first Tuesday of the month at noon since grade school Still checks the weather

Tornado siren test goes off every first Tuesday of the month at noon since grade school Still checks the weather   Paranoid Parrot

Walk behind girl at night she thinks im trying to rape her

Walk behind girl at night she thinks im trying to rape her  Paranoid Parrot

picks b three times in a row on a test changes answers

picks b three times in a row on a test  changes answers  Paranoid Parrot

First vote is a downvote Immediately deletes meme

First vote is a downvote Immediately deletes meme   Paranoid Parrot

Texting "hahahaha" Then deletes one "ha" 'cause it's too much

Texting

make the captions really short! and visible from the thumbnail

make the captions really short! and visible from the thumbnail  Paranoid Parrot

do my tonsils look swollen? take a quick look aaaaaaah

do my tonsils look swollen? take a quick look aaaaaaah  Paranoid Parrot

Better not act weird my life could really be like the truman show

Better not act weird my life could really be like the truman show   Paranoid Parrot

Friend doesn't answer phone murdered

Friend doesn't answer phone murdered  Paranoid Parrot
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