Paranoid Parrot

. . . NDAA

.  .  .  NDAA  Paranoid Parrot

connection seems to be slow restart modem to make sure one is jacking the wi-fi

connection seems to be slow restart modem to make sure one is jacking the wi-fi  Paranoid Parrot

walk past random person at school multiple times in one week She thinks I'm stalking her

walk past random person at school multiple times in one week She thinks I'm stalking her  Paranoid Parrot

Stomach feels weird after eating something Food was poisoned

Stomach feels weird after eating something Food was poisoned

  Paranoid Parrot

Wife suddenly wants lots of sex She's pregnant and it's not mine! She must be covering her tracks!

Wife suddenly wants lots of sex She's pregnant and it's not mine!
She must be covering her tracks!  Paranoid Parrot

nose bleed brain hemorrhage

nose bleed brain hemorrhage  Paranoid Parrot

Pants lumping up at crotch constantly tugging on them so it doesn't look like a boner

Pants lumping up at crotch constantly tugging on them so it doesn't look like a boner  Paranoid Parrot

cup of grape juice walking on carpet hold with two hands

cup of grape juice walking on carpet hold with two hands  Paranoid Parrot

Walk past a preschool Look directly at the ground

Walk past a preschool Look directly at the ground  Paranoid Parrot

Reads strange comment on Youtube video Believes he will die in six days

Reads strange comment on Youtube video Believes he will die in six days  Paranoid Parrot
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